When people say “I can hear your music”
I’m just like

“So can I”
When I’m on my period, I have four emotions:
lolsofunny:
Hungry as fuck:

Angry as fuck:

Sad as fuck:

and lastly, Irritated as fuck

= END OF THE WORLD.
MIND FUCK: After reading this comment you will realize that the the brain doesn’t recognize a second “the”…Reblog if you were mind fucked…
Have you ever tried to do a Harry Potter Spell?
94% of teenagers drink alcohol and do drugs. Reblog if you like chocolate.
Best friends.
lolsofunny:
They are there to be obnoxious with you…

And to listen to your stupid stories.

They know how to cheer you up…

And how to bring you down.

They know when you like someone…

Or when you need to rebuild your self esteem.

Sometimes, they can be annoying…

Or just simply embarrassing…

But they will be always there for you, forever.

:’)
My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn't like you?
Sister: You kill him.
lolsofunny:
Hermione controls Google now.
Hermione is Google.
HERMIONE IS GOOGLE.

Well done, Hermione. Congratulations.